Just joking .....

[MoonRaven]

You are so not a redneck!

[Tracy]

Oh beautiful, I so am. People in Germany used to make
fun of me. They called me a country hick. Another way
of saying redneck. lol

:hug

[benjetta96]

[quote="Tracy"]Oh beautiful, I so am. People in Germany used to make
fun of me. They called me a country hick. Another way
of saying redneck. lol

:hug[/quote]
Oh please. I can out-redneck you any day. :rasp

[img]http://i.imgur.com/yeEKW.jpg[/img]

[MoonRaven]

:rofl pfffffffffffffffffffff really lol with that one

And you both are no rednecks!!!!

[Tracy]

:rofl :rofl That one was really, really good!


I don't think so :rasp

I have lived in a tiny metal travel trailer, and lived off
government peanut butter and cheese... How many
old washing machines, and rusted out cars have you
had in your yard at once? You would however win in
a pissing contest. Your just better equipped. :rasp lol

[benjetta96]

[quote="Tracy"]:rofl :rofl That one was really, really good!


I don't think so :rasp

I have lived in a tiny metal travel trailer, and lived off
government peanut butter and cheese... How many
old washing machines, and rusted out cars have you
had in your yard at once? You would however win in
a pissing contest. Your just better equipped. :rasp lol[/quote]

I've never lived in a trailer, but I have spent the summer living on my grandma's farm where I would constantly have to burn the trash a few feet away from the tool shed, I would often find old TVs, washing machines, box fans and toilets. Rusty old cars in my yard at once, four. A 70s model Ford Granada sedan, a 70s model Ford Granada station wagon, a 1988 Cadillac Cimarron and a 1977 Chevy Blazer that its previous owner had refurbished into a pickup rather than an SUV. And as for the last one... I'm afraid I'd have to agree.

Anyway, it seems we're going off topic. ^^

[benjetta96]

Moon, could you possibly translate this for me? It looks Dutch, but I'm not sure.

Regardless, funny even without not being able to read it. :evil
[img]http://i.imgur.com/B2778.jpg[/img]

[Sephiroth]

ah semi-gore how nice

[MoonRaven]

omg in Dutch loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[benjetta96]

My dad read this to me earlier. I haven't laughed so hard in a while.
[quote]
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass, he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied,

"When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So the next Sunday, he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon returning to his office, he found the following note on his door.

1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.

2) There are 10 Commandments, not 12.

3) There are 12 Disciples, not 10.

4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J. C.

7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and Spook.

8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the s*** out him.

9) When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.

10) We do not refer to the cross as the 'Big T'.

11) When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper, he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body." He did not say, "Eat me."

12) The Virgin Mary is not referred to as 'Mary with the Cherry'.

13) Recommended grace before a meal is not 'Rub-A-Dub-Dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God'.

14) Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy's.[/quote]