Just joking .....

benjetta96 · Post by **benjetta96** » 19-12-2011 05:52

[quote]I swear to God this is what they must be doing.
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MoonRaven · Post by **MoonRaven** » 19-12-2011 06:53

hihihihih

benjetta96 · Post by **benjetta96** » 08-01-2012 01:56

I was imagining Snooki and Pauly D. when reading this.... -_- I hate my generation.
[quote]A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“[/quote][/code]

MoonRaven · Post by **MoonRaven** » 09-01-2012 06:54

lol :rofl

benjetta96 · Post by **benjetta96** » 23-01-2012 04:32

[quote]A guy's going on a business trip and he has to take his secretary with him, and she's really crazy about him. The first night on the Amtrak, she's in the top bunk and he's in the bottom bunk. She says, "Mr. Forsythe! Mr. Forsythe! I'm chilly! I think I need a blanket!"

He says, "Miss Schmitt, how'd you like to pretend you're Mrs. Forsythe for a little while?

She says, "Oh, I'd like that."

He says, "Then get you own blanket." [/quote]

MoonRaven · Post by **MoonRaven** » 23-01-2012 06:39

:rofl

Tracy · Post by **Tracy** » 25-01-2012 04:35

agreed/

:rofl

Charlie · Post by **Charlie** » 25-01-2012 16:59

this reminds me of that one

An airplane is about to crash. The stewardess runs to the cockpit, tears her top off and begs the pilot "Make me feel like a woman one last time!". The pilot calmly takes his shirt off, hands it to her and says "There, iron it."

MoonRaven · Post by **MoonRaven** » 26-01-2012 06:41

:rofl

Hero_from_the_North · Post by **Hero_from_the_North** » 27-01-2012 10:21

:rofl

Dreamtime

Your place to be when you are a dreamer

Just joking .....

Talk about all you want.